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Ahhhhhh, they signed as their characters!
- Tony’s signature is ridiculously big and gaudy. Lulz
- Also, Clint’s little arrow. Abububu. <3
And Bruce is all tiny and unobtrusive and shy
ohhh Bruce bb
/cries
THOR all caps, of course he’s all caps…
and Cap is so modest he thinks he needs to confirm who he is.
oh my god.
oh my god it’s PERFECT
And Tony’s all LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME HERE IS MY BIG FLOURISHY SIGNATURE OF DIVADOM.
in which the avenger’s fandom analyzes signatures!
✯ natasha romanova
i discovered the writer, leo tolstoy, in a muddy ditch that held more blood than rain. one of the soldiers loved his words—and then, so did i. “all, everything, that i understand,” he wrote, “i understand only because i love.” that was so many years ago. but words on a page didn’t teach me that lesson. i learned it on my own. i learned it in trenches with bullets flying overhead; pressed back to back with grizzled starving men who would have laid their lives for mine. i learned it from a ribbon tied around my finger. i learned it from a kick inside my belly. i learned it from death, and hardship, and brief acts of kindness. i learned love from sacrifice. i learned love from living. and no matter where i’ve gone or what i’ve done—all the dark things i do not regret, but will never speak of—that is the one part of me that i have always kept safe. imus was such a fool. tolstoy will live forever. some people do. but that’s not enough. it’s not the length of a life that matters…just the depth of it. the chances we take. the paths we choose. how we go on after our hearts break. hearts always break. and so we bend with our hearts. and we sway. but in the end…what matters is that we loved…and lived.
I thought all of the Avengers represented in Joss Whedon’s The Avengers got their fair share of screen time. But lets face it, some got more screen time than others. Vulture went ahead and clocked the screen time of each character in the film just so we could know this useless bit of geek trivia.
Hawkeye: 12:44.
Thor: 25:52.
Bruce Banner: 28:03.
Black Widow: 33:35.
Iron Man: 37:01.
Captain America: 37:42.(Source)
Clint/Natasha Domestic-ish AU - they’re basically the same but they have a five-year-old kid and Clint owns a diner.
Clint: (on the phone) I love you too, Iron Ass.
Natasha: What does that son of a bitch want this time?
Phillip: Mommy, what’s a bitch?
Natasha: It’s a girl dog, honey.
Phillip: How can Uncle Tony’s mom be a dog?
Natasha: Just finish the cereal Daddy made.
He was a boy...
Huh?
She was a girl...
No.
Can I make it any more obvious?
Wait a sec, I-
He shot arrows.
Tony, stop-
She killed for pay. What more can I say?
STOP.
He wanted her.
Huh!?
She'd never tell, but secretly she wanted him as well!
I'LL KILL YOU.